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youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

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youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

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irockirockirock:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

Cities!

irockirockirock:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

Cities!

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"Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when theyre bored and step on you when theyre done. Be like drugs, let them die for you."

— (via creepycreepist)

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Stop posting the “two sentence scary story”

I’m all for scary movies but I read all of those two sentence stories and they are scary ass fuck. If I get on after midnight again I’m just going to look at porn

room636:

#Art

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via shoren18)

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dutchster:

i have done 3 of these. and don’t forget the sumo (spread legs, lean forward against the wall)

Or you can just buy an elongated toilet and sit and pee

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mekaneko:

huffingtonpost:

Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

(Source: Getty Images)

where i belong

(via thequeerwithabeard)

danscotte:

When my ex and I were dating, during cuddle sessions, we would have one arm under the other person’s head like normal and the other hand gently fondling the other person’s junk or booty. On the days where this didn’t lead to sex, it was just a nice feeling to have someone playing with my junk/butt with no sexual agenda.

I could go for some of that right about now.

After 8 1/2 years thats still the best part of laying next to each other, when there’s no sex, just fondling is the best

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers by Fpeniche

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thedasmademegay:

etsy:

Embossed rolling pins by Vatek Rolling Pins.

Oh. My. God. I have never wanted a rolling pin more.

(via zeke93)

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